Archive for January, 2009

Condom Veil

The Condom Veil is a wedding veil that has a few condoms you attach to it. It will be lots of fun because the bachelorette is sure to be embarrassed. Also, if your bachelorette or one of the girls needs some supplies for later, the Condom Veil has contraceptives on hand…errr, on head. You must [...]

3′ Truly Tasteless Inflatable Penis

This is a three foot inflatable penis. That’s a pretty good thing. It will be handy at the party and lots of fun. Unfortunately, the packaging is tasteless. It comes from the same company that makes the 6 foot inflatable penis we sell. For the 6 foot inflatable penis they have a swimsuit model on [...]

Boob Cake Pan

If you are planning a bachelor party or a Jack and Jill Party, you might want to buy the Booby Cake Pan to make a boobs-shaped cake for the guys. It is approximately the same size as our Mid-Sized Penis Cake Pan. One-half box of cake mix is the perfect size to use with the [...]

Bachelorette At Play Caution Tape Sash

The “Bachelorette At Play” Caution Tape Sash will warn innocent bystanders that there is a wild Bachelorette At Play and running loose on the streets. The bright color and bold lettering ensures that people can read the warning from as far away as possible. This way, they can order a drink for her and have [...]

Bitch Pen – 8 sayings, 1 pen

The Bitch Pen is the perfect writing implement to appeal to your feminist convictions. Written on the pen are the words, “You know you’re a bitch…” and inside are listed 8 phrases that complete the statement. Each time you click the pen, a different phrase comes up in the window: “You know you’re a bitch [...]

Sippy Dick Penis Straws – 6

Sippy Dick Penis Straws are a requirement for your bachelorette party. These colorful, reusable straws make the party a lot of fun. If I am not mistaken, this is our seventh type of penis straw. I have written the description to each and every one of them, and if you want to know my opinion, [...]

A Bride-to-Be Sash

This White Glittery Bride to Be Sash has a very pretty, white satiny base and the words “BRIDE TO BE” written down the length in sparkly, silver glitter. This sash is cute and very different! It will go with anything you wear and anywhere you want to wear it. It’s a guaranteed attention-getter!
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Pecker Cake Toppers

Pecker Cake Toppers go on top of a birthday or any type of cake. Each package includes the numbers 0-9 and a decorative heart, all made out of plastic penises. There is also one piece shaped like a couple embracing. We probably should warn you that these are not candles, so don’t try to set [...]

Girls’ Night Out – Gift Bag

The Girls’ Night Out Gift Bag is the a perfect carrier for those funny little items you picked up for your Bachelorette! It has a pink lace print in the background, set against the words “Girls’ Night Out” in print next to a big martini glass. The handle is even made of metallic purple beads [...]

Pin The Hose On The Fireman Game

Pin The Hose On The Fireman Game is certainly a fun one. It is sort of a rip-off of “Pin The Macho On The Man,” another game we offer. Both are a risque version of pin the tail on the donkey. A poster of a man is hung on the wall (you provide the tape) [...]