Archive for January 26th, 2009

Bright Pink Plates 10.5″ – 24

These extra large Bright Pink Plates are the perfect size for fitting a LOT of dinner food on it. It’s awfully nice to have a plate that will fit everything you want to put on it! 24 extra large bright pink plates – 10.5 in – 26.7 cm. Tip: This color will match most any [...]

The XXL After Sex Towel

The XXL After Sex Towel is an XXL washcloth. It is only the size of a golf towel and about as thin as a paper towel, but it is a funny item to give to your bachelor friend. click here to learn more

The Pecker Exerciser

The Pecker Exerciser is a much-needed gift for the bachelor. You can give it to him if you think he needs to “bone up” before his honeymoon or if you think that he may stop getting as much exercise after marriage. Purchase the Pecker Exerciser along with a sweatband and a bottle of water, and [...]

A Cream Filled Penis Sucker

The Cum Sucker is a 5 inch tall candy penis with vanilla creme in the middle. The gooey cream is just waiting to ooze out of the tip of the strawberry-flavored sucker head. All you have to do is give the shaft a good squeeze, and viola! your Cum Sucker is exploding like a very [...]

Penis Squeak Toy

The Penis Squeak Toy is a little pink toy for your Bachelorette and the girls to play with. She can chew on it, shake it around in her mouth, kick it around and chase it, or bury it in the back yard, but it’s so gosh darned cute and squeaky, she may want to keep [...]