Archive for February 18th, 2009

Shot Glass Wedding Ring

She’s not getting married yet. Have the bachelorette take off her sparkling princess-cut gem and wear the Shot Glass Wedding Ring to her party. The “diamond” opens up, so it can be filled with the bride-to-be’s favorite liquor. She can wear it around the bar and demand others to fill it up for her. Your [...]

Edible Penis Ring Lollipops

We sell a few different penis lollipops, but the Edible Penis Ring Lollipop is my favorite. This lollipop design remedies a lot of problems that the Lusty Lickers pops have. First, the flavors that this pop comes in are better. It comes in Grape, Cherry, and Strawberry flavors. The Lusty Lickers came in strange flavors [...]

The Amazing Penis Sucker

The Amazing Penis Sucker is quite tasty and really adorable. Despite the photograph, this lollipop is not as overwhelmingly huge as some of the other suckers we sell, which is good because some women can’t commit to such a long-lasting snack experience. The Amazing Penis Sucker comes in 3 fruit flavors:Sexy StrawberryGroping GrapeCheeky Cherry We [...]

Classix Love Doll

The Classix Love Doll is just that, a classic. No bachelor party is complete without the presence of a woman—just one quiet woman you can pass around, one you blow up with a foot pump. The Classix Love Doll is an excellent gag gift for the bachelor. And who knows, after the party’s over, he [...]

Body Builder Party Pack – For 8

The Body Builder Party Pack is quite possibly the funniest set of plates, cups, and napkins that we have to offer. Printed on this set are pictures of some buff men pumping iron circa 1992. Some of the body builders even have mullets. The neon design makes the Body Builder Party Pack eye-catching. Please buy [...]