No one likes the grocery store. People hate the lines, the crowds, but mostly the list. It’s aggravating to be sent all over the store by a piece of lined notebook paper. Wouldn’t it be better, if instead of being ordered around by that pretensious looseleaf, we did the bidding of a supple pair of [...]

Does your bride to be have a way with men? Does she make them whimper, cry, and give her a foot massage? Make her distinction as “Lord of the Wenis” official with the Pecker Tiara. With five blinking dicks wrapping around the top of the tiara, everyone will know who the boss is. Don’t think [...]

The Tasselled Bachelorette Party Banner is six feet long, eight inches wide, and tasselled. Tasselled means that the banner has been patterned with a series of strips and cuts that make it majestically waver in the wind. It will go great at any bachelorette party, especially a majestic one. The banner reads “Bachelorette Party…The Girls [...]

The Pecker Surprise Shot Glass sure is surprising! Each little plastic shot glass will delight you when you notice the tiny pecker head poking out of the bottom. You will be shocked when the little guy lights up. You’ll continue to be amused each time you drink out of it and the flashing happens again. [...]

Bring the Are You Compatible? Book to your bachelorette party. Ask the groom-to-be to answer the questions first, and then see how many answers the bachelorette matches. Forget about money, sex, kids, where to live and what to do about the state of the world. Any couple can agree about the big things. It’s the [...]