I wrote a poem about John, The Bachelorette Party Doll. Here goes: John has no penis. John has no balls. John is a blow up doll about 5 feet tall. Made out of plastic Without any naughty parts Their aint no back door To release any farts! The John Doll is a real winner. Take [...]

She’s finally here! The Perfect Date Inflatable Doll has everything a man has ever wanted. Weights on her feet, to keep her from running away. No teeth 100% Natural Breasts- Always stay perky No female genitalia- Does away with annoying foreplay She’s 3 feet tall Best of all there is a hole on top of [...]

Bachelorette Lips Confetti will add sparkle and glitz to your Bachelorette Party. Everyone loves to throw confetti! The bag includes big metallic kisses that are both light pink and dark pink, and little silver dots. You can sprinkle Lips Confetti on the tables and counter tops, add it to invitations, or you could put some [...]

The Sparking Martini Glass With Veil is the perfect way to have your party stand out from the rest! This adorable silver and pink sparkling martini glass has white veil attached to it, and a message on the cup’s brim letting everyone know that it’s definitely a “Girls’ Night Out!” Use it as a special [...]

This Girls’ Night Out Bachelorette Party Kit is a stylin’ little collection that includes a “Bachelorette Party Zone” streamer sash, 8 stick-on buttons, a table centerpiece, a tiara, a giant ring, scavenger hunt game, Bride-to-Be quiz, and a super fun checklist game. It’s a convenient kit that would be a fun way to kick off [...]