The Pin the Junk on the Hunk Game is a hilarious Pin the Tail on the Donkey style game. Pin the Junk on the Hunk includes a poster of a handsome hunk, along with 15 pieces of possible manhood. Pin the Junk on the Hunk is a lot like another game we carry, Pin the Macho on the Man. Either one guarantees a great time. Both feature sexy guys and silly phallic game penises. I mean, game pieces. Pin the Junk on the Hunk is one of our most popular bachelorette party games. It’s hilarious and raunchy, and easy to play. All you need to supply is a blindfold and pins or tape. Contains: 1 24″ by 36″ color poster; 15 wacky game pieces.

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The Flexible Giant Penis Straws are 12 inches long, making them the biggest penis straws we sell by far. These giant penis straws are flexible, multi-colored and have head and ball detail. (Did I just type “head and ball detail”?) The Giant Penis Straws have super flex tips for maximum suction. These straws would work great in Big Gulp cups or in a big punch bowl filled with alcohol and mixers. Be warned, these giant penis straws are really big, so you’d better not try to serve drinks in dixie cups. 6 multicolored penis straws.

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Party hard with the Party Pecker Candy Dishes. This convenient set comes with three small, pink, plastic trays and the candy you need to fill them. Munch on tiny, succulent, fruit-flavored penis candies. Balance out the tasty fun with two packs of Chocolate Naughties (chocolate treats that remind of us of M&Ms, except for the little penises printed on them). Decorate your snack table, end tables or kitchen counter with the cute trays, filled with yummy snacks. This is a convenient, affordable set that provides you with some of our most popular bachelorette party candy. The Party Pecker Candy Dishes are about 6 inches long and 3 inches deep. To give you an idea of size, they’d hold a king size pack of M&Ms well.

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Liven up your table with the Party Penis Coasters. These disposable coasters come in a set of eight. The pink, purple and blue Party Penis Coasters features stars, spirals, and of course, huge cartoon penises. If your bachelorette is a neat-freak, these coasters make a great gag gift. Otherwise, use them as part of your festive table settings or place them on random tables around the house. Your guests will find them hilarious.

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Spruce up your gift bag with the festive Bachelorette Party Tissue Paper. This white tissue paper says “Bachelorette Party: The Girls Last Night Out” all over it, in pink and purple letters. The Bachelorette Party Tissue Paper comes with four sheets of tissue paper. Use it to stuff your gift bag, or as a lazy way to wrap presents. You can even spread it out over small tables as a creative way to decorate.

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Let’s Party! The Penis Party Napkins are wild and silly. I bet you’ve never seen a penis this excited—he’s so into it he’s almost bursting out of the napkin. Okay, so maybe you have seen a penis this excited. No need to get competitive. Anyway, the purple Penis Party Napkins feature a realistic peach colored penis, surrounded by multi-colored balloons. The plate is purple with yellow accents. The words “Let’s Party!” adorn the bottoms of the napkins. These napkins are super cute. Your guests will love dragging the happy “Let’s Party!” penis over their lips.

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Let’s Party! The Penis Party Dinner Plates are wild and silly. I bet you’ve never seen a penis this excited—he’s so stoked he’s almost bursting out of the plate. Okay, so maybe you have seen a penis this excited. No need to get competitive. Anyway, the large purple Penis Party Plates feature a realistic peach colored penis, surrounded by multi-colored balloons. The plate is purple with yellow accents. The pink words “Let’s Party!” adorn the bottom of the plate. These plates are super cute and a surefire way to get your guests cracking jokes and eating whatever dinner you choose to serve, from hot dogs to kielbasa.

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Let’s Party! The Penis Party Plates are wild and silly. I bet you’ve never seen a penis this excited—he’s so stoked he’s almost bursting out of the plate. Okay, so maybe you have seen a penis this excited. No need to get competitive. Anyway, the purple Penis Party Plates feature a realistic peach colored penis, surrounded by multi-colored balloons. The plate is purple with yellow accents. The words “Let’s Party!” adorn the bottom of the plate. These plates are super cute and a surefire way to get your guests cracking jokes and eating slices of penis cake.

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Let’s Party! The Penis Party Cups are wild and silly. I bet you’ve never seen a penis this excited—he’s so passionate he’s almost bursting out of the cup. Okay, so maybe you have seen a penis this excited. No need to get competitive. Anyway, the purple Penis Party Cups feature a realistic peach colored penis, surrounded by multi-colored balloons. The cups are purple with yellow accents. The words “Let’s Party!” adorn the bottom of each cup. These cups are super cute. Your guests will be begging to drink out of them! They’re the perfect side for a mixed drink or a small cup of beer.

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Don’t be alarmed. The Bendy Penis Straws don’t suffer from Peyronie’s Disease (the medical term for an abnormal curvature of the penis). The Bendy Penis Straws are actually quite healthy and cute. The Bendy Penis Straws package features 8 straws. Each straw is white with red stripes, and bends this way and that. Each straw also features a plastic penis that you can slide up and down the length of the straw, all the while making as many childish jokes as you can muster. The plastic penis adornments come in bright blue, pink and purple. These straws look really great in person and will make a great addition to any X-Rated Drinks you might make. 9 straws per package.

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