If there’s a problem with the penis (and believe me it’s as close to perfect as it gets) is that it’s awfully quiet. A penis can do a multitude of things, but it can’t make noise. The closest thing nature provided to the perfect penis was the Penis Noisemakers. In one four pack of penis noisemakers, you’ll get closer to perfection than most humans even dare to dream. When these fourteen inch pythons unleash their length and primal scream it will seem as if all is right with the world. Adorning the noisemaker’s sheath is a parade of Penii and Sperm embracing their evolutionary excellence. It seems as if they’ve been waiting for this forever. If further proof is needed look at the small smiling penis, and notice that he is giving a thumbs up. As if perfection wasn’t enough. These noisemakers also make great party favors and can be used to celebrate almost any occasion. If that still isn’t enough they come in four distinctive colors.

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